GET DUMPSTERED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be king of the hill, you know? Sending out mountains of spam every day, racking up those views. People would fall for it on my clever schemes. But now? Now I'm just a washed-up spammer, being bounced by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-thriving empire has shattered. The gratification of a successful spam campaign